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You shall not pass!

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The famous phrase from the first LotR movies: The fellowship of the ring, said by Gandalf the Grey while fighting a Balrog.

Also said by the Black Knight in Monty Pythons' quest for the Holy grail before fighting King Arthur.
Gandalf: *wheeze* You shall not pass! *slams his staff down generating a light pulsating from his feet*

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Black Knight: You shall not pass, none may pass.

-few minutes later-

Black Knight: Come on now! I can still fight!

King Arthur: I just cut your bloody arm off!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
by Leo Blade March 8, 2012
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Im not fucking with you

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Im not playing anymore: im getting serious
Usually used when someone is pissed off.
by Anonyms J June 15, 2016
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A prase used when an over-weight person is consuming a large ammount of food, because On the moon, we would weigh much less than we do here on earth.
Tommy,a rather over-weight child, is stuffing his face with pie. His Older brother remarks, "Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet."
by Maddie McGregor January 10, 2009
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A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.

Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.

Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "

Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"

Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"
by Moira Tyles January 9, 2019
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YOU'RE NOT LOW!!

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used when someone fails at being slick, clever, or sneaky
I saw you trying to steal my car radio! YOU'RE NOT LOW!

Why you tryna camp when I've been following you around the whole map?? YOU'RE NOT LOW!!!

in your facebook picture your whole body is fat yet the middle of your stomach is skinny? YOU'RE NOT LOW!! stop trying to suck it in!
by MW2kid57 August 20, 2010
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You're Not Hardcore

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A dry, blatant response to an individual who by all means considers him/herself to be hardcore.
Jimmy: What did you do this weekend.
George: Holy Shit, Braa. I must've done like five girls while inhaling a line right off the bitch's ass.
Jimmy: You're not hardcore...
by magicmegapixel October 28, 2009
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