Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.
I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.
by Laurcass April 20, 2006
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pee-ness

(noun) smell of extremely, disgusting pee that comes from guy's bathrooms

(noun) state you're in when something sucks
1. this sucks! PEE-NESS

2. *walking pass boys bathroom
"what's that smell? ewww its....PEE-NESS"
by bugirlito3 September 02, 2011
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Loch Ness

Sex position involving two participants. Participant A lays on his/her stomach, while participant B inserts himself, into A's back hole. Then B stretches, to rest one knee on the middle of A's spine. B then places hands on A's shoulders, and begins a thrusting / pulling motion, stimulating both partners so much, climax is almost forced within seconds.
1) He Loch Nessed me until I went blind.

2)We Nessied until I couldn't feel anymore. Then we started over.
by Joseph Esperes December 07, 2004
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Gay-ness

Someone who is more than gay and just plain stupid, obnoxious, and gay! Perferibly a guy.
by BrittanyBomb May 11, 2008
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Big Ness

Yo Brian. Aka Big Ness is the fucking shit son!
by Justin Prior March 23, 2008
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ninja-ness

epic, stealthy, loyd-ragey, and otherwise awsome descriptive noun
VJ-please, let loyd rub some of his ninja-ness of on me!
meanwhile, loyd sneaks behind vj and knocks him out with a karote chop.
by Lwai & Dcon April 06, 2009
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Ness main

Person 1: you play smash?
Person 2: yeah, I am a Ness main
Person 1: 🗿
by British-Guy November 24, 2021
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