Felix My Friend

Felix is such a retard, makes fun of everyone and everything. No one likes him. He a loner.

My kid is a retard, OH NO, it’s a Felix My Friend.

by Veckoplanerare July 29, 2020

[Cup a Tea] [My Friend]?

This word used for making things chill between you and other pepole.
This word is perfect for you that have a great conversation with your friend or fight each other.

Tom: STOP STABBING ME U MUTHAFAKA!!!
Tyler: Cup a Tea My Friend?
Tom: Sure. why not?
Tyler: Chill down man. Now why u mad?
Tom: Nvm just forget it.

by DANAXU June 24, 2020

hello again my friends

Something you say for an entry of a daily blog, or just something to use around friends. Be warned: DO NOT ABUSE IT!

Hello again my friends, back again with another banger!

by CxUxL8RxM8ULER May 19, 2018

i love my best friend

I love my best friend soooooooo much. She has been so good to me. Being there for me whenever I needed her. I just I could do the same for her.She might not know it but she is probably the only person I would trust with my life. She gives the best advice. We have the same music tastes. We are also obsessed with Stranger Things. We have the same favorite color. I often find myself thinking about her. Wondering if she's doing ok. We check on each other every once in a while. Although school has been stressful so far. We haven't really hung out yet even though we live right next to each other. It would be nice to meet her. She has no idea how much of an effect she has on my life. Because when I have no one else to or nothing else to do she's there. She's always there. She might be the only friend that I feel this close with and we haven't even met yet. Which so crazy because we went to the same school too. Even the same bus. She's always been there. It just took me a while to realize. But by the time I did, it was already too late. Now we don't even have time to hangout. Which I hate.

💘🤍🖤❤️ 🔥❤️ 🩹🤎❤🤎💜💜💛💗💓💕💟💞❣️💟🦝💖💝🤍💟💜💜🤎🤎❤️ 🩹💗❤️ 🩹💓❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤💝💖💖❣️💕🤍💕💟💕❣️💓💞💗💞🤎💕❤️ 🩹❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤❤️ 🔥💛🤎💛🤎💗💛💛💗💜💟💜💟🤍💖💘💖💝💘💖🤍💖💟💕❣️💓❣️❤️ 🩹💞❤️ 🔥💞❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💓🖤💓🖤💗🖤💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗💓❤️ 🩹❤️ 🩹💞🤎❤❤💛💜❤️💗❤❤️ 🔥💕💕💓💘

I love my best friend, she's the best friend I've ever had

by L0v3r_b0y August 14, 2022

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019

My best friends

They always make me happy and tell me i'm very funny and pretty i'm so happy we are friends

Boy; they must sound amazing

My best friends are the best

by lovelieiswow February 10, 2023

My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.

My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.

by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022