A very underrated party city, Montreal has it all. Booze, drugs, strippers, anything you could want. An older teen's alcoholic, drug induced dream (The drinking age is 18, and the law on drugs is awful liberal.) If you live in Maine, New Hampshire, or Vermont, I highly reccomend going to this place if you are on your senior year in high school, and want to go on a "Class trip" This is the place. 6-1/2 hours from Portland Maine, 4 hours and 45 min from North Conway, New Hampshire, and 2-1/2 hours from St. Johnsbury, Vermont.
Also Montreal sells some of the best BC (British Columbia) Weed is imported to Montreal and sold almost anywhere. If you can also afford some good lodging, go to the Hilton Montreal Bonaventure. Less than a mile from the city center, it's where all the fun stuff goes down.
Also Montreal sells some of the best BC (British Columbia) Weed is imported to Montreal and sold almost anywhere. If you can also afford some good lodging, go to the Hilton Montreal Bonaventure. Less than a mile from the city center, it's where all the fun stuff goes down.
Montreal is full of frenchies and dumbasses, but it's got some of the finest green in the continent!
by Adam B January 18, 2005
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A period of time where a group of 4 boys with the rest of a band get to go completely crazy and loose all respect for authority etc. These 4 men can be found either buying smokes and beer, puking in bathtubs, trashing hotel rooms etc.
"That's a dang ol!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"
by oojuu June 23, 2003
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by Little Computer Nerd October 8, 2010
Get the Minstrel Cycle mug.A city that is past its prime where the best and the brightest have left for Toronto and replaced by naive frogs from the countryside. All that Montreal has going for it is its strip clubs filled with strippers who are not from Montreal:) Please Montrealers, the Habs have not won a cup since the LAST century, since the club started employing only francophone GM's and coaches. It is no longer a dynasty! You can't run an Olympics and you can't even keep a major league baseball team in the city - despite revenue sharing! Sure Montreal is a fun city, but that is all that it will ever be. Like New Orleans, it is a city that exists for the pleasure, gratification and whisms of out-of-towners. If you want success or a better future for your family, move to Toronto or Calgary where people actually work hard. If you are a lazy hippie, welfare bum, crackhead, crackwhore, or ignorant bumpkin frog, then move to Montreal.
by Toronto the Great July 6, 2006
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