meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.
Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.
by Willy McD November 27, 2020
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meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.
Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.
by Willy McD November 27, 2020
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Sams concrete mixer

When a man pisses and cums in another’s ass, then proceeds to mix it together by helicoptering their penis inside of the asshole
“I heard Andrew really felt the wrath of Sams concrete mixer last night. He’s still shitting out piss and cum!”
by thommylikessam September 15, 2021
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semen mixer

A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.
by Limbo Fox August 07, 2011
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neil mixer

Neil Mixer likes boobs, Long walks on the beach and chasing after people's trucks when they are trying to drive away from him. his main catch phrase is "HI IM NEIL"
person one : Dude look at that bitches tittays
person two: Don't be such a Neil mixer
by queenoffarts November 02, 2014
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Mixer Upper

A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.
Amy: What’s up?

Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.

Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 02, 2023
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