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Mississippi marinade

When having sweaty intercourse with a female with a pimple covered anus you ejaculate on her back making sure the sweat and semen mix into a fluid that runs down into her bum crack. The juices then mix with the crusty poo dags and pimple puss. Leave to fully combine and then proceed to add the marinade to your favorite meat product
Hey Luke want to go grab a bite to eat.
Luke: No thanks. Me and this disgusting swamp hag are going to brew up a Mississippi marinade for some steak
by The Foz Doctor November 14, 2013
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Mississippi Mayhem

While youre fucking the hell out of a girl doggy style, you put your foot in her pussy and try to keep in inside as long as you can hopping on one foot. I do this every weekend with a new broad. My record is 54 seconds. beat that!
Guy 1: I Gave ur mom a mississippi mayhem and her pussy is infected. Apparently athletes foot is an STD.

Guy 2: I dont give a shit, lets go do shrooms and take some shots.
by ImAPussyShark May 16, 2008
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Mississippi Hanging

Like a regular hanging, except not with rope and not around the neck.

Instead, they use fishing twine and it goes around your scrotum.
This one dude done raped a gal, so the lynch mob decided it proper to give the sumbich a Mississippi hanging.
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mississippi heimlich

When you are having intercourse with a female from behind, and right as you cum in her, your friend comes and kicks her in the stomach or chest.
Hey Brad, want to come over and help me give Rachel a Mississippi Heimlich?
by BamaMan22 July 30, 2017
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mississippi mayonnaise

A term used in the south to describe cum
Bro I asked her if she wants some Mississippi mayonnaise
by Papabless69420 January 30, 2019
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Mississippi Lean

The characteristic retroverted, backward leaning posture that some obese people develop as a survival mechanism to counteract their extreme weight-forward balance. Most likely to develop in individuals who frequent fried food joints in the Deep South. Can also be used to describe the walking-stumble gait of a person who has had one too many drinks, artificially replicating the individual described formerly.
Example 1:

Friend A, inside a hole in the wall restaurant: "What are you laughing at?"
Friend B: "Don't turn around just yet. There's a habitual customer behind you who has the Mississippi Lean going on."

Example 2: "Did you see that lady leaving the bar? She's got that Mississippi Lean—her husband had to sit her down outside to prevent her from falling backwards."
by CallsignSkywalker December 18, 2022
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Mississippi Sawhorse

When 2 men touch the tips of their Penises together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.
Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.
by Rick Nay June 12, 2022
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