A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
by Lola1109 August 21, 2017
The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 24, 2023
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Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot
Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future
Johnny: damn bro for real?!
Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad
Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!
Johnny: damn bro for real?!
Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad
Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!
by GMaeE December 27, 2021
A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.
If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
by ur.mother March 25, 2018
Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.
Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
by TX2420OK April 24, 2016
by Adolf drippler February 04, 2022