Noun.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009
Get the Messy Popeyemug. by Timmy Largo January 26, 2020
Get the Messy Lesbianmug. by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018
Get the Messy Bicyclemug. A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.
After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.
by Ginz June 23, 2008
Get the messy sailormug. by Messy Pete April 12, 2022
Get the messy petemug. by WaffleWaxer January 29, 2014
Get the messy picnicmug. by The milk you forgot about November 24, 2022
Get the where is Messimug.