Mentalmemo

hes THAT guy! you know the one who when your doing something important just screws everything up and at the most uneeded time. like when your playing worms.....and your setting up a saftey girder and then BAM he kamikazis your ass...

Oh god mentalmemo' being that guy

by mentalmemo March 27, 2009

Mentally Wed

The marrying of something or someone in your head, due to strong attractions to them.

Person 1: We are now mentally wed. (plays out wedding in mind)
Person 2: Who are you?

by Chum73 July 10, 2010

Mentally Redneck

Beyond stupid to the point that it has surpassed the stupidity of rednecks. A "Mentally Redneck" Doesn't have to be an actual Redneck, just someone so stupid they are now classified as "Mentally Redneck"

Atleast 75% of the people who voted for Deez Nuts in the North Carolina 2016 Presidential poll are mentally rednecks.

by Sramazan September 30, 2015

Mentally Disturbed Llama

Sean

Sean, a mentally disturbed llama

by seanthellama December 26, 2019

mentally ill-aphobic

A person who discriminates against someone with a mental illness

person 1: imagine being depressed
person 2: You’re mentally ill-aphobic

by microwavek September 15, 2022

Nearly mentally ill

Pretending or saying to have a mental illness or mental health problems just for SOME aspects of it that are considered "cool" or "emo", but being disgusted by non-glamourous aspects of that mental illness.

Examples:
Saying you have depression because you're sad lately, but being disgusted by someone who can't get up to take a shower.
Saying you have anxiety because you're feeling stressed lately, but laughing at someone having a panick attack.

If you're mentally ill and don't brag about it you're likely to not be nearly mentally ill.

"Because of my black sweater and my earphones on, people will assume I have depression and I'll be cool !" : this is a nearly mentally ill behaviour
"I wash my hands before AND after going to the bathroom. I'm so OCD !"

by twistedbrain February 22, 2021

mentally decapitated

When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...

zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!

by zookeeper525 March 14, 2009