Melbourne Stars

The worst cricket club to ever walk the planet. The definition of poverty and choking in 1 franchise. Can’t stay healthy and should be replaced

Girl:“ I’m depressed”

Men: ‘At least you don’t support the Melbourne Stars’

boxing day - melbourne

a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals

boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals

by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

To Melbourne is to change your opinions fast and without warning. Like the Melbourne weather.

"Man he is such a Melbourne"

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.

Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.

by Zog 69 April 1, 2016