Pernus malfunctions

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

cunty malunty

cunty malunty is a slang swear word me and my brother use because it sounds cool, we use it whenever we are describing eachother and cunt is too basic

oi you cunty malunty dipshit you ate all my tim tams
i was hungry

by DiscordReject4 November 23, 2025