Malana

Malana will kill a man if necessary and will call out your bullshit. In the before times, she had big titties. She has a very small scratch on her left wrist and rose gold nail polish. As well as dutch braids and a personality. Very nice laugh 10/10. Very strong feels about Jaren Diamond.

Someone: oh you hate Jared Diamond? Go talk to Malana!
Malana: *seethes in the corner*

by fnsjbgraekjaer November 16, 2022

Malayna

An amazing name for a girl. Meaning FREE

My name is Malayna.

by Mocha.The.Dog December 6, 2022

malena garcia

A Malena Garcia is someone who is not loyal. They don’t understand what it means to make a commitment and stick to it. Often times they lose friends quickly because of their prickish nature

“Dude have you seen Kenzie?”
“No why?”
“Because she was acting like a total Malena Garcia”

by Bxtter_Bxtch March 13, 2023

malykai

Silly guy with autism

Is that malakay

Nope that's malykai

by Sapphire jibáb June 19, 2023

Post Malonalisa

One of the greatest pictures on the internet ever

Just google it

Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa

by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018

KYLE MAYNARD

A guy who knows nothing about football

Kyle Maynard: Liverpool won 1-0
Gus: shut up kyle you know nothing about football why don't you go die or something
Kyle: lol

by mashupawesome November 23, 2021

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008