Machine Gun Huffing 

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”

Machine Gun Huffing by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020

Machine Gun Shelly 

A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.

Machine Gun Shelly is my favorite boxer!

Machine Gun Shelly by Black doggy February 25, 2021

machine gun kelly

an artist that get carried by a artist named Glaive also known as stopsitstopsit.

machine gun kelly really got carried by a 17 year old named ash

machine gun kelly by etahjntnetahjtahj June 16, 2022

Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD

"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"

Machine Girl Fan by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023

Machine gun texting 

Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages

Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response

Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>

Machine gun texting by cdpage January 7, 2012

machine gun smoking 

The act of inhaling, and immediately "shooting" the smoke out of your mouth before taking another drag.

hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! would be a literal explanation of machine gun smoking

machine gun smoking by egopimp August 14, 2006

machine dick 

a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries

"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."

machine dick by jony redcorn January 19, 2009