Downsville, Louisiana

A small redneck town in Northern Louisiana. Population: 118. Mostly made up of gas stations and churches.

I got AIDS in Downsville, Louisiana.

by Solyx March 5, 2009

Louisiana Purchase

The large and attractive posterior of an attractive, yet easy individual, who has sexual intentions.

"Damn, check out Luaren's Louisiana Purchase! You just know it's big, it's cheap, and she wants you to take advantage of it."

by thecaptdavis April 4, 2015

Louisiana Turnbuckle

Louisiana Turnbuckle
When a woman wears tight panties and her wet pussy lips hang out over the sides looking as damp as the Bayou.

Man, I got her home last night and noticed her Louisiana Turnbuckle. Damn thing was so bad it looked like a crawfish was climbing out of there.

by No Ugos November 20, 2013

The louisiana purchase

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.

I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

Louisiana Fireball

When you run out of lube for that special occasion, so you use your favorite hot sauce instead.

"I was netflix and chilling with Jennifer last night, and I had to pull the ol' Louisiana Fireball."

by Sphinctron December 8, 2017

Louisiana Rub

The act in which a male is receiving a handjob from a female whose choice of lubricant is Tabasco sauce.

Girl: "I'm at the grocery store, do you need anything?"
Guy: "Grab some Tobasco, I'm looking forward to that Louisiana Rub tonight."

by spacejamjosh July 27, 2013

Louisiana Piledriver

A rude sexual manouvre performed after many cans of Coors Light.

Louisiana Piledriver .... Alright. So you take your sister/cousin, flip them upside down in your arms...shove your dick down their throat then jump up in the air and hit the ground on your ass so your dick goes into their stomach.

by Arequies May 21, 2009