box locker

the female equivalent of a cock blocker

Bev: "I like Paul."
John: "You can't hook up with him!"
Bev: "Stop being such a box locker."

by douwannaeffingcookie February 7, 2008

hurt locker

A place where you might find yourself after a long night of consuming alcoholic beverages.

" Man I woke up this morning at some random chicks house, my head pounding, and a vauge recollection of what the hell happened last night...needless to say I'm hating it in the hurt locker."

by E-ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! December 27, 2005

hurt locker

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends

"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."

by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011

Hurt locker

1.An individual who is thoroughly skilled in taking down the unfortunate-looking girl of a group so that his friends may revel in the luxury of the other beauties.

2.The ultimate wing man

"Guys, we seem to have a grenade among those chicks - we need a hurt locker to diffuse it, quick!"

by tela34 April 28, 2010

The Locker Game

A game played in middle school or high school were you have to shove your friend into a locker, the game is over once the first person to be shoved into a locker and the person who shoved wins; it's usually played with 2 people but can be more but over 4 people literally just be a gangbang of actual anarchy in the school halls.

Tom: Let's play The Locker Game
Kyle: Sure!
Tom: Pushes Kyle
Kyle: Pushes Tom
Tom: Shoves Kyle into a locker
Tom: I win!
Kyle: GG, I'll win next time!

by Admın November 17, 2021

locker dockers

/'Läker 'Däkers/ N.

The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.

Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.

Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"

Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."

Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."

by xx.donald.j.trump.swag.xx69 March 9, 2016

Vag locker

someone who secretly licks vagina, but won't admit it.

Yeah dude, Chelsea is totally a vag locker.

by Yeah gurrrl June 2, 2016