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lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.
Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?
by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024
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sweedish lawnmower

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere
by Bummer753 June 6, 2024
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Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020
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Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”
Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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lawnmower

the sexual practice of the female taking laxatives for projectile fecees but to be plugged with a large anal bead toy then unplugged at climax while in doggy
by anne.freak June 7, 2025
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Lawnmower

One of the special kids in the wheel chair with the controller. They also roar.
"Look! lawnmower girl's coming!"
by Man Guy Fork February 9, 2024
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