Kenny

A guy who you will think is amazing because you find he is easy to talk to, he always remembers small things about you, drives really well, teaches you little things and plays music for you. You will find him to be an amazing lover who is always there for you until one day he isn't anymore. He will break your heart. He will always come in and out of your life because he will never do better than you but one day he will do something you can't forgive him for.

Girl 1: "I totally met this awesome guy Kenny last night. He was so easy to talk to and super hot.

Girl 2: "I dated a Kenny one time. Totally broke my heart."

by Lemon squeezed sunshine January 22, 2012

Kenny Blowjob

A Kenny blowjob is when a girl sucks a dick and moans as she does it, making her sound muffled. Much like how the character Kenny McCormick muffles when he is talking.

“Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Kenny Blowjob last night”

by KyKyBitch March 22, 2019

Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

by Mark April 18, 2005

Kenny's Fried Chicken

The popular chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants, as referred to by a ghetto resident.

Tamiqua and LeShawn done went to Kenny's Fried Chicken to get their eat on.

by RXtasy January 1, 2005

kennysexual

when you are attracted to your friend kenny.

friend 1: guys i wanna come out as kennysexual....
friend 2: OMG IM KENNYSEXUAL TOO!!!!

by cl0wn3 September 1, 2021

kennylander

kennylander is a slang term for emo lovin, hardcore steeze patrolin, mark ass beezy.

dang that kid is so kennylander

by ouds May 27, 2008

Kenny Ross the Boogie Boss

The obvious and terrifying pervert in the room. Think of it as an elephant in the room, except it’s just you and Kenny. Know one knows when Kenny will strike. There’s no escape.

Hey look, It’s Kenny Ross the Boogie Boss! And he’s staring at me...

by Officeranus June 1, 2018