A kelsey is somone who may appear to be nice on first meet but that will all come back and bite you in the ass! she is a fishy reject who needs a life and a pal who dont look like a whale...
by greenfrogs January 07, 2012
(n) :a kelsey is a being of strong mannerism. kelsey's are scrappy and take no shit off anyone, they will fight on sandbars, attack boyfriends, and yell furiously if provoked. kelsey's have been known to carry herpies, although not all kelsey's do.
like omg that redneck girl who's top fell off... she's such a kelsey.
omg... you hooked up with like 7 guys last night- you kelsey.
omg... you hooked up with like 7 guys last night- you kelsey.
by Mister Pickle September 23, 2010
by The guy at jsms March 21, 2018
A MANGINA a girl with a large dick who puts it on her dresser and keeps it alive by keeping it in a jar....... Most annoying girl in the world and is really full of herself and thinks that everyone loves her... I mean who else has a fucking dick in a jar
Kelsey is a MANGINA MANGINA MANGINA
by SammieLeibham April 29, 2011
Girl #1: "I only care about a few people in the world!!!" evil cackle.
Girl #2: OMG, she just pulled a 'Kelsey.'
Girl #2: OMG, she just pulled a 'Kelsey.'
by The Alarmer February 06, 2013
red-head, frotch, annoying girl. she tries to be friends with you but cant talk to you when you hang out. when she leaves she will text you a million times and if you dont respond she gets really pissed off and tries making you feel bad. but you dont feel bad cuz she is so awkward around you. somethings she does are kinda funny but you dont really wanna laugh cuz you just really think about how bad you want to kick her in the gut. she is a poser and acts like she is a party animal but really nope, she's not.
conversation via text message:
Kelsey: Hey
friend: hi =
kelsey: whats up?
friend: nmu?
kelsey: same u?
friend: you just asked me.
kelsey: haha my b.
...ten mins later...
kelsey: soo....
....five mins later...
kelsey: k cool
friend: cool what?
kelsey: you arent talking to me
friend: ummm did you say something worth responding to?
Kelsey: w/e bye
Kelsey: Hey
friend: hi =
kelsey: whats up?
friend: nmu?
kelsey: same u?
friend: you just asked me.
kelsey: haha my b.
...ten mins later...
kelsey: soo....
....five mins later...
kelsey: k cool
friend: cool what?
kelsey: you arent talking to me
friend: ummm did you say something worth responding to?
Kelsey: w/e bye
by Liz Bian December 23, 2009
known as the Flushing whore. Askanyone from Flushing and they will say...I heard she's Fucked everyone at the school including middle schoolers, or I hear she's pregnant again...oh wait she's prob lying like usual.
by yourface2100 May 10, 2012