Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving

"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"

by ptanuki June 9, 2017

kebab shower

when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab

We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!

by colldog November 22, 2021

Allow The Kebabs

A popular phrase used by JB2 in his “Bars at the Sesh” with Dearfach TV.
To leave something alone / forget about something.

That yung g piped your girl innit grab that don!
Nah guy, i’ll allow the kebabs

by Fefe in the trap January 18, 2019

Kebab Tooth

A word Sam Mearns uses to describe a person who is generally annoying or to describe anything really.

you seen that kebab tooth over there? dressed like a right crank

by kebabtoothedfucker September 26, 2010

kebab flaps

The fanny flaps of a women that originated from the region of turkey

see that lady, bet she has kebab flaps

by Your dads mankini(finlay) February 5, 2021

King Kebab

A sexual doggystyle position when a male rams a huge ass kebab into the mouth of the female, whilst he is fucking her in doggystyle.

Stacey: I can't believe he fuckin King Kebabed me. That Kebab was so gross!

by Snowflake3638 April 26, 2020

Rennas Kebab

If your Kebab was so good that you have to cry you call it a Rennas Kebab

And when i orderd a Kebab and the woman said "4 Euro bitte" , i immediately knew it was a Rennas Kebab

by Jesus Jesuskind February 8, 2021