Welcome to Mario Kart

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.

Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart

by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021

Kart Luck

When you use karts online and everyone targets you.

When I go on CTWW I get screwed over by kart luck.

by worstluckever April 23, 2021

Garf-Karting

When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)

Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.

by Garflover69 December 23, 2024

karted

an extreme juicy fart ; farting with such massive force the universe has to be reset to hold the impact.

Jesus girls, i just had a burrito and i just karted.

by yvey December 31, 2015

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

bad

this is competitive mario kart 8 deluxe, twelve players of similar skill vote on one of these four formats

by mk8dx lounge July 01, 2024

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 11, 2017

Karting on Rainbow Road

When you're using a dildo and it is rainbow.

Friend 1: Yo man, what are you up to right now?
Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!

by afeverishguy January 03, 2025