Welcome to Mario Kart

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart
by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021
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Vietnamese Go-Kart

The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.
Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.
by JGGJR February 21, 2017
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Kart Luck

When you use karts online and everyone targets you.
When I go on CTWW I get screwed over by kart luck.
by worstluckever April 23, 2021
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Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025
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karted

an extreme juicy fart ; farting with such massive force the universe has to be reset to hold the impact.
Jesus girls, i just had a burrito and i just karted.
by yvey December 31, 2015
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

this is competitive mario kart 8 deluxe, twelve players of similar skill vote on one of these four formats
by mk8dx lounge July 01, 2024
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Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall
I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.
by Xbombtrackx October 11, 2017
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