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Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.
Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!
by Dr Face Doctor June 5, 2021
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karting

When you're playing that new Mario Kart app and don't have time for anything else.
Sorry, I can't watch that movie with you today, I'm too busy karting.
by PESUYD September 30, 2019
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Garf-Karting

When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)
Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.
by Garflover69 December 23, 2024
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Mario Kart

Rage game that is very fun. Also used as a term for a person that just got completely destroyed at a game.
by Starryboi December 9, 2023
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Mario Kart

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
by WitherHD November 19, 2017
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Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play
P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea
by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023
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Welcome to Mario Kart

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart
by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021
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