Jake Kane means he has a mean 12 inch elephant long schlong at least and has 6’5 240 Frame and gets hella pussy
by Jeisveoab June 2, 2020
Get the Jake Kanemug. by KanePersuad69 October 25, 2023
Get the Kane Persuadmug. Look there’s Harvey Kane let’s go cave his scull in he’s such a ugly little cunt and disgusting looking
by Henrysniper35 May 23, 2020
Get the Harvey Kanemug. A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.
Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
by Kanus expert February 11, 2014
Get the Kaning Seasonmug. When you are Randomly gifted a Candy Cane from an unexpected unreliable source or at a time of year that is not even close to Christmas. Instant feelings of mistrust and shadiness follow.
by jefe blanco December 21, 2017
Get the SKETCHY KANEmug. to pull a kane is to unconsciously snap your dick in a pool. legend says (or kane says) while he was rooting a chick in the pool he snapped his dick. in theory but we have come to the conclusion that he was trying to fuck the jet filter.
being shocked by a sharp pain in your dick with blood pissing out.
*see's a bloke facing the wall of the pool sourounded by blood*
man " hey look that guy is pulling a kane"
*see's a bloke facing the wall of the pool sourounded by blood*
man " hey look that guy is pulling a kane"
by LaRaBoYs... April 11, 2010
Get the pulling a kanemug. by Shady Sithis July 3, 2017
Get the nate kanemug.