Jonathan

A dude who is smart and can't take a joke. Always super AnGry in the morning. But is happy after he eats lunch.

"Bro, I just farted on Jonathan."

by apyxus October 8, 2019

Jonathan

A beverage consisting of three-quarters iced tea and one-quarter lemonade.

Waiter, I'll take another Jonathan, please. And one for the lady as well.

by Axes of Evil August 19, 2009

dr jonathan davis

An amazing talent. A cross between the lead singer of Korn and a young retired millionaire doctor. He boldly goes where no one should. His demeanor is that of a 14 year old, yet he is sly as a fox and can be as dangerous as a yak in heat. Beware ladies and gentlemen you have been warned.

I want to be as awesome as Dr Jonathan Davis, but I'm only a human.

by Bob Smith69 December 18, 2009

Zombie Jonathan

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

by Littlefinch March 19, 2009

jonathan stobie

Just Amazing and sexy and the swagiest character around

Sexiest most wonderful jonathan stobie ever

by jrs2502 February 27, 2014

jonathan the savage

A man who beats his meat where ever whenever, a true badass
A man who seizes what he wants regardless of others opinions

Ex.(During class, at home, at other peoples houses, in the councilors office, etc...)

Jonathan the savage was eyeing bitches' ass and tites all day

by jonny man March 20, 2015

jonathan

he is a kind hearted guy that will not judge you no matter what you do or say he will be by your side with some tips and really interesting topics that you will talk about he is a one of a kind guy

is that Jonathan he is so nice

by neko neko niiiii January 27, 2020