janger

substitute for "thingie". This word has origins in the pacific northwest. rhymes with "hanger"

"hey, don't stick that janger up there!"

by homina mcGee September 9, 2006

jogger

One who is unhealthily obsessed with fitness and health.

"I phoned Ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. The guy's such a f**king jogger.

by Gaz October 10, 2004

Joner

Though the true meaning of the name is,"the name given to the boner of a jonas brother", according to urban dictionary, it also refers to a sexual predator with a shorter-than-normal penis. Typically a "Joner" is a genetic disorder and carries on throughout most males in a family line. This disorder has been seen and accounted for in other cases in the area.

He took out his joner and started nibbling on my nipples, later cooling them with ice.

by f0bbz17 August 18, 2009

Joner

A boy, usually around highschool age, who's ego is so much bigger than his dick you'll wonder how he hasn't been shat upon by everybody he opens his mouth to

Girl 1) omg he is such a joker!
Girl 2) ikr! Ugh I just cant
Cute monkey) *throws feces at joner and pisses on joner's face.
Joner's parents) "what have we created!?" *admitts joner son to insane asylum*

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

Joggers

basically fat people pants

richard buys joggers because nothing else fits him

by Admin February 20, 2015

Joner

A jerk; dork, dweeb, putz, etc.
Generally used as a derogatory term for a bad driver.

(this definition predates any Jonas Brothers-related definitions by many years)

That joner was driving on the freeway doing 45 in the fast lane!

by Jonerrific September 23, 2009

jogger jam

when you slam on your breaks to look at the hot jogger going down the street resulting traffic to jam up.

dude i was driving along and the guy driving in front of me caused a jogger jam. but damn that chick was hot.

by lisa159 March 17, 2009