he has jokes

when someone says a joke or insult to another therefore having a go at someone. It is only to be used after a joke or insult is said.

Bob: Your gay
Bill: Ahh ur funny, he has jokes.

by Redleaf72 April 25, 2010

“ur” jokes

A series of jokes and comebacks that started with “ur mum gay” followed by “ur dad lesbian” and so on. The only known exception to all starting with “ur” is “no u” which reversed the insult. The newer the comeback the more devistating the roast

Joe: ur mum gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur granny tranny
Carl: don’t make me do it
Joe: do it pussy
Carl: ur dicks a chick
Joe: *sent to an alternate reality forced to walk alone for all of eternity, ashes fall on the floor*
Janitor, hours later: these “ur” jokes gotta stop.

by Dank meemees March 25, 2018

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities

When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Double Slash June 14, 2018

ohio jokes

ether the funniest or dumbest jokes on earth, in the whole universe even, the amount of these "jokes" anyone has heard is maybe over 60 per person

person:have you seen this tiktok, its so funny
ohio joke maker: only in ohio
person: your ohio jokes are so unfunny

by mavis isnt green December 26, 2022

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

the urban dictionary will reject words that are jokes

the urban dictionary said We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

My mom jokes

A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is

You know who else _____(action)_____

Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule

by Antas October 8, 2011

Jokes Wet

A funny bit of minge. Young girls who put out. Ridiculous sluts. Girls who dress in a silly way and will probably play with your knob.

Oh man, the party was dripping with Jokes Wet.

by Plus Dorian Gray June 17, 2009