Joey

A dumb childish pimple face poes, always wearing fake designer and thinks he has bitches but his a bitchless, broke boy and forever in girls dm’s and is forever getting bat from peoples ex’s

“Man that kid that Joey is so wack bro he tried getting with my ex and he got bat obviously “

“that kid is too wack bro he hasn’t even been high school for a year “

by Riccdic June 18, 2020

Joey

A soft drink named after the first boy who requested the beverage, a Joey is much like a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers, but instead of Ginger Ale or Coke it’s Dr Pepper with grenadine. Essentially it’s cherry soda with even more cherry syrup added in.

“And what would you like to drink, sir?”

“I’ll have a Joey”

“Sorry?”

“A Joey. It’s just a Shirley Temple but with Dr Pepper”

by Reginlief June 9, 2018

joey

Verb used to describe relieving your bowels. Named after the baby kangaroo being taken out of pocket. Usually a huge amount of waste like the size of a baby kangaroo

I just took a joey in that toilet and it smelled terrible and clogged it.

by Pugz84 October 28, 2020

joeying

Upon denial of suggestion, relentless tactical assault commences until submission

After hours of joeying, Brian finally submitted to anal

by syndrognito October 2, 2015

Joey

The guy no one likes because he is average, rude and mean to everyone and tries too hard to fit in

Here is Joey complaining about his love life again, what a party pooper

by yehaw2020 January 31, 2020

Joey

A person is kind but loves annoying others. Can be loyal and honest and loves to tease friends. Many people hate Joeys, but there is only one reason to. Usually smart, funny, and annoying.

Hey, did you here that Joey made her sooo mad today?

by LightofEyes May 8, 2018

Joey

A male who jerks off at sleepovers

Joey: Want to sleep over?
James: Yah sure sounds great!
Joey: Where the lotion at? *beats meat*

by Jeffbar July 6, 2019