Jingle

A code word employed by a sober cohort to prevent future embarrassment the morning after a drunken, office Christmas party; it is used to redirect behaviors and topics of conversation away from the inappropriateness of the inebriated.

Drunken Boss (to a gathered group): "Did I ever tell you about the time I had a menage a trois with..."

Sober Cohort (Interrrupting): "JINGLE!"

Drunken Boss (to Sober Cohort): "Thanks, that will save me a trip to see HR while hungover."

by raveon76 February 12, 2014

Jigsaw

Named after the main character from the "Saw" movies, this sexual act of passion involves the dismemberment of your partner, drilling holes into each available body part, and having sex with each part.

Kyle: How was your weekend?
Peter: Dude! Tom, Doug and I jigsawed a girl the other night!
Kyle: What?
Peter: You'll read about it in the news tomorrow...

by PadulaP October 16, 2009

jingly

Third world bus drivers or truck drivers. They often drive really tricked out vehicles with all sorts of shiny, sparkly stuff on them.

Hey Bob, check out that jingly coming down the street.

by Head Jundi April 4, 2008

Jingledink

A carbon based life form originating in the Sol star system.

Person 1: Have you ever seen a Jingledink?

Person 2: I saw one yesterday, he stole my craff.

by Altdorf hilter February 2, 2014

Jingle

(Philippine English)

To pee. To urinate.

I can't wait no more. I have to jingle before it blows.

by mr. yoso July 1, 2012

Jingle bobs

Breast looking similar to testicals. Hairy, veiny and gross looking.

Yo man! Last night I watched some old people porn. The old lady had jingle bobs!

by OlivaHessum March 31, 2009

jing

To ejaculate or cum. Masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dude, dont jing on my floor you fuck.

by Shayne March 11, 2005