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Jesus

anvi's kickboard dolphin
let's sacrifice jesus to mr lim
by macrib October 22, 2019
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Jesus

A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett
Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
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Jesus

Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin
by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019
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Jesus

The greeatest most hottest person u will ever meet. He is super kind and he will always have a place in my heart he is super easy to love. By the way is a code name for Emmet.
Lily: who do u love
Emma: Jesus
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
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Jesus

Jesus is a funny guy who is Cuban and has a big butt he can make you laugh at anytime with a face expression or a joke he can be a little bit nasty sometimes but it will crack you up.He is some what good at basketball and cares about people even tho it looks like he doesn’t care but he will ask if you’re ok.
Girl:Damn jesus has a big booty I wish I can eat that cake
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe
by Lookwhostalking May 16, 2018
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Jesus

If you have a guy named Jesus , then you should keep him in your life. They are special people because they will be there for you whether you’re sad, happy or disappointed. They are tall with kindness personality and warm smile. Jesus are hard to find ,but if you have them as friends or boyfriend, you don’t need another guy to hangout rather than Jesus. :) <3
Ruby: Is that Jesus ?
Stevia: Sure that’s him, he’s my best friend
Melanie: He’s cool to hangout !
by Ruthie_TheSadGirl4 April 6, 2019
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Jesus

Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.
"Whos that???"
"Thats a Jesus!"
"No way!"
"He's so cute!"
by My cute Jesus bf April 21, 2019
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