by Spacemannn June 2, 2018

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021

by iddunno January 29, 2021

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.
"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"
"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"
"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"
by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018

by Acejr27 April 2, 2019

by jelly rapest November 26, 2016

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.
by Asynkronus January 24, 2018
