Jakima

The most loyal, passionate, gorgeous, intense, mysterious, sassy, funny, emotional, sarcastic, alluring, juicy booty girl ever. She bat-shit crazy but niggas love Kima.

I love Jakima because ^^^

by KakesKates January 9, 2017

jaime lynn spears

A pregnant whore, younger sister of the infamous Britney. Having a baby at 16 with her 19 yr old boyfriend. Star of Nick's Zoey 101. Cost her mother a book deal on mothering with a Christian publisher.

1. Ok! Magazine featured an article about Jaime Lynn Spears' pregnancy. The song "Papa Don't Preach" came to mind while reading the article.

2. Lynne Spears really doesn't know how to raise daughters. Jaime Lynn is 16 and pregnant and Britney parties while pregnant with her third.

by Murrie Chip January 9, 2008

Janamejai

Someone who acts like a child predator on discord.

Man: "Hey cutie pie"
13 year old boy: "God you are such a janamejai!"

by Zingsuu August 1, 2021

Jaime

The most beautiful girl.The most amazing person.She's the girl I tell everthing.The girl that will understand.She the girl that always impresses me.I always wanted this girl.I'm always jealous whichever boy she's with any friend I always wished that she was mine.I love this girl named Jaime.I will always regconize this girl.I love her

This girl always somehow fools me with her beauty to do stuff with her.I always tell her my things.She always there for you I love her no matter what.This is the girl I love Jaime.I always want to kiss this girl no matter where.

by cutiecaca September 6, 2016

Janice Dickinson

A supermodel of the 70's and 80's. She has appeared on many covers such as Vogue, Elle, and Cosmopolitan. Dickinson is the author of three books, including No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World's First Supermodel, Everything About Me Is Fake... And I'm Perfect and Check, Please! : Dating, Mating, and Extricating. Dickinson claims to have coined the title "supermodel," which she still applies to herself in the present tense. She is 5'10 and still very thin. shes has a daughter Savvy and a son Nathan.

"Back in the day I was doing runway, editorial, advertising, spokesmodeling, and public appearances. Those are five different categories. Your Twiggys and your Lauren Huttons weren't doing that. I was Versace's muse, I was Valentino's muse, I was Alaia's muse, Lancetti's muse, Calvin Klein's, Halston's. I could go on and on." - Janice Dickinson

by i34290i2rkjfpojfo May 21, 2006

Jaiman

A Jaiman is a mammal of Greater London area but can be found migrating further north as far as Nottingham, but has found a second home in the town known as Chaventry. It is famous for its incredible ability to memorise complicated mathematical formulae. A talent of laughing at inopportune times is characteristic, as is the ability to say inappropriate things within earshot of the intended bitchee. It is minute in stature but gigantic in heart and mimics the movements of the common jackrabbit when mating (with itself or with a hoard of human females). It's preferred mate is an elegant, secretive female who must understand the use of the phrase "oh my days" in all of it's connotations.

Warning! If humans come into contact with a Jaiman that has a) not slept well, or b) is very hungry, they MUST provide food and/or a very comfortable sleeping area where it will proceed to take a monumental amount of time to finish it's meal and snore extremely loud. Especially after it's limit of three mildly alcoholic beverages.

Has pert breasts like a Jaiman.

Is cranky as a Jaiman.

Can make fast Jaimanesque self-love.

Can snore like a Jaiman.

Jaiman, sometimes known in the wild as Jai, J, J-Jonah Jaimanson.

Memorise this like a Jaiman

by OhMyDays2010 February 8, 2010

Aunt Jamima

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.

"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."

by Jordan January 4, 2004