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IRANIAN HAND WARMER

An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!
"Hey man, my hands are freezing. Mind unzipping and giving me an Iranian hand warmer?"

Hostile Iranian Airspace 

A somewhat rare occurrence in which you and someone you had a crush on almost dated but then had a sudden hateful relationship toward one another.
Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.

Irate Iranian 

After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.
Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.

Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.

Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
Irate Iranian by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Billy and IrenicAlex 

The cutest couple! They are so adorable together and have a great relationship. Do not ever take IrenicAlex away from Billy, he will kill you if you do! Whenever IrenicAlex hears someone say Billy, IrenicAlex blushes and wants to be with Billy.
Passenger 1: Omg did you see Billy and IrenicAlex kissing?
Passenger 2: Yes! It was so adorable!
Passenger 1: They have a great relationship!