Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

reverse-invitation

An elegant "RSVP" card dat asks you NOT to attend some fancy-pants shindig.

If they'd known he'd been planning to cacophonously crash their "perfectly-planned day", Cassandra Wong's folks would likely have sent Wayne Campbell a reverse-invitation to said wedding-service!

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

should we invite bella hadid

On 9/15/21, @freshhel made a twitter post saying, “ Ohhhhh my god u only had a iced coffee to eat today? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid”. This post easily gathered over 110k likes over three years.

People started to use this phrase and helped it grow popularity amongst others.

This quote is used to tell someone couldn’t care less without saying that you don’t care and that it truly isn’t a big deal.

girl 1 - i’m so petit and small. i can’t find any clothes that fit my size.

girl 2 - omg, should we invite bella hadid?

by jornisaaa August 11, 2024

That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.

You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”

by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025

aaron invited you to join

The message you get when you click on the "discord" button on urban's home page
Why are you here tho, like when would you search for aaron and invited?

Me: clicks on discord button
Discord: aaron invited you to join
Me: :D

by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023

Woody Invite

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie

Were you invited? No I got a woody invite

by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022

An invitation

He should have to do what I say! He should have to be anointed by the priestess! He should have to live in servitude to piece of shit parents who think they are better than him! How should have to care about our fuck trophies regardless of the effect we have on his life!

Hym "An invitation? They SHOULD have told me they were bringing women to fucking that MENTALLY RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. THAT is what SHOULD have happened! You SHOULD have done what I told you. You SHOULD do what I'm telling you to do now. You SHOULD care that this is happening to people. She SHOULD have to say no to the retard. I SHOULD have done WORSE to that retard and the whore than I did. But what you SHOULDN'T be doing is trying to leverage my situation to get me to do you bullshit self help. A lot of things should be."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024