Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

Inviter

The person who invites the people to the party's

Justin got invited to a party by the inviter, but the juniors got mad and had to tweet about it but no one likes them

by goose10_ June 27, 2016

Invited to the island

Elon got invited to the island! Even IF he didn't go... He was STILL invited to the island...

Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

Benefit of the Invite

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.

George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022

ghost invite

inviting someone to an event without the intention of them showing up.

I know her bridesmaid doesn't like me, but she could have at least sent me a ghost invite to her wedding.

by ladyluck091 August 24, 2022

invited her to Boston

When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.

Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup

by TDDUP November 18, 2010

aaron invited you to join

The message you get when you click on the "discord" button on urban's home page
Why are you here tho, like when would you search for aaron and invited?

Me: clicks on discord button
Discord: aaron invited you to join
Me: :D

by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023