instagib

An action whereby a person can be killed in a single hit in Unreal Tournament.

God damn it I hate fucking instagib, turn it off!

by teknokracy July 28, 2003

Instagram Faggot

Used to describe a person who has become emotionally attached to the attention received through others looking at their photos. An Instagram Faggot will also enjoy to partake in hardcore homo-erotic activities, usually with older men due to crippling daddy issues.

Bruce had recently become a bit of an Instagram Faggot and everyone hated him.

by JakeDaRippa February 22, 2013

Instagram Olosho

Girls on Instagram, especially Nigerians who go nude and make twerk videos with swimsuit to gain attention and attract followers. They often put their page on "private" and usually have big boobs, ass and use their page to market themselves to men who pay for their services. They are more like online prostitutes who are believed to have very low IQ.

That girl looks so pretty, but I can't date her, she's an Instagram Olosho.

by Wood Iv March 23, 2019

backup instagram

I think it means your cheater account

He had a backup Instagram when she shut down his main account, so he could keep seeing other girls/quys

by uuuuuuuuuu March 6, 2014

Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.

Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.

Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."

Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.

Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core

Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.

by boxcarracer944 August 13, 2009

Instacrush

to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.

Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "

by donteatcows October 27, 2007

Instagramable

A descriptive saying an Instagram user would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like and think they look great on the photo.

"That person is so Instagramable."

by Samantha Mack August 16, 2013