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innocent virgin clits

a group with a large amount of virgins that are not innocent, the innocent part is ironic.
person A: hey did you see those innocent virgin clits?
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic
by Dumbassbitchhh November 14, 2020
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Innocent Rebel

1. Someone who acts like a rebel without knowing.

2. My handle.
Example #1
Charli: Hey, where’s Benji?
Jaelynn: He’s probably being an innocent rebel.

Example #2

Bff: Hey, what’s your Urban Dictionary username?

Me: One, it’s HANDLE. Two, It’s Innocent Rebel.
by innocent rebel June 23, 2022
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Innocent Victim

by The libertarian Oracle February 24, 2022
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innocence

it's what you lose after you see something bad
jim: i just lost my innocence because of you

mike: for what?

jim: YOU MADE ME SEARCH UP RULE 34!
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 23, 2022
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Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011
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Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.
Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok
by FailedLab May 7, 2018
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vicious innocence

The appearance of innocence despite being guilty of dilatory, seemingly innocuous, or passive actions to sabotage others.
That cashier just walked by me and asked that other woman for help. I'm not fooled by her vicious innocence.
Don't fall prey to vicious innocence. Your boss buys you a few trinkets, but delays providing you with training, even when you ask.
Our history teacher is loaded with vicious innocence. He calls Indian massacres, 'unfortunate'; slaves 'servants'; and uses 'allegedly' for any history that discredits his heroes.
by BellyGoat May 5, 2018
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