immobilarity

of or relating to the state of being incapable of being moved

After taking a massive bong hit, immobilarity sets in.

by LiquidSwords October 13, 2005

Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception

by Walter eagle December 18, 2010

Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.

Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.

by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009

Immaculate

Johnny Suh.

Johnny Suh of NCT127 is an Immaculate human being, Inside and out. ♡

by johnnysuhimmaculate July 28, 2020

immaculate infection

immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.

I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.

by St. Mary December 31, 2005

immabounce

what one says when letting others know they're leaving.

immabounce. talk to you later!

by ell cee April 14, 2006

immacula

The girl who is bubbly and fun, but sometimes doesn't know when to stop being silly and when to be serious. Very hard to be mad at, because she will do anything to cheer you up. Usually has a stash of oreos, frosting, and/or skittles in her locker, and is happy to share ;)

Your'e such an immacula. Don't act like you don't have a box of oreos in your locker.
Immacula: Yeah I know, but dont worry, I only eat the cream, to limit myself. Want the cookies?

by DoodleDust May 27, 2015