Adult Headache

A headache brought on by excessive consumption of alchohol.

Mom has an adult headache right now. Have some money to go hang out with your friends.

by Brielle6464 March 2, 2021

one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

Boston Headache

Occurs after a long period of arousal without ejaculation. Also known as blue balls.

Damn that girl gave me a Boston headache last night.

by HTHammer February 11, 2024

snowstorm headache

When a task is so incomprehensible or difficult that you get very confused.

Getting a human on Mars and back will be a snowstorm headache for NASA.

confuseddifficultheadache

"I got a snowstorm headache from that Math test last week."

by d_leet October 5, 2016

John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

Virtual headache

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.

Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.

by Red Yankee January 6, 2021