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National Grab-some-more Ass Day

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
by Donald Skin May 25, 2018
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National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
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National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day
by em.ily.et May 24, 2018
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National Grab Ass Day

On February 20th any boy (taken or not) can grab any girls (taken or not) ass for this whole day, so grab that girls ass you’ve always wanted to!!
by Mia2212 February 18, 2020
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National Grab Ass Day

National Grab Ass Day . Grab every ass you see as soon as possible, no rules apply !!

February 3rd only .
damn bro did you hear about national grab ass day? ima grab every ass i see.”
by dhatbaddie January 31, 2020
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May 5-8 grab ass day

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass
Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025
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National grab ass day

The first September is National grab ass day. Meaning all the girlfriends and talking stage girls need to give the guys they’re talking to the chance to get a good grab in.
Damn. My hands been feeling empty lately..
Luckily national grab ass day isn’t far
by EK0T August 30, 2022
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