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box gobbler

she spread her delicious clam in front of my face, and at that moment i became a box gobbler.
by lysurgeon August 6, 2006
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fart gobbler

the bathroom fan that gobbles fart smells and filters them out
turn on the fart gobbler and close the door when you're done taking a crap!
by galizard March 13, 2008
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spooge gobbler

Someone who can't get enough jizz shot in their mouth.
I think Toby is a spooge gobbler because he keeps looking at my package.
by slick550 October 24, 2007
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Cock Gobbler

This is when a woman is going down on her man's member during Thanksgiving dinner while gobbling out loud like a turkey when the whole family is sitting down to dinner.

Extra points are given for gobbling like a turkey in front of a homeless man who has also been invited over to Thanksgiving dinner. How nice.
Hey Steve, your sister is a mean cock gobbler... Want to grab dinner sometime? Your sister is invited of course...
by Chief Slapaho June 3, 2013
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chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.
In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.
by My May 13, 2003
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Mint Gobbler

Someone who eats all my fucking mints!
by The Fraz October 27, 2008
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Gobbler's Knob

The head of penis. (Citing the fact the the scrotum is likened to a Turkey's gobbler.)
OW! Oh man, the groundhog isn't coming out this year, I just got nailed on Gobbler's Knob!
by zibby-da-boo December 2, 2010
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