Gilbert

A penis.

-omg I miss your little gilbert
-his Gilbert was so small

by Poopispoopoopoo February 5, 2022

Sara Gilbert

An amazing and beautiful actress, she deserves the world!!

Person 1: Hey who’s your favourite actress?
Person 2: Sara Gilbert

by Big Bang theory obsessed girl November 23, 2021

Chase Gilbert

A dumb idiot who doesn’t know to correctly spell Schiman

Chase Gilbert: Hey Mister Shiman!
Mister Schiman:🤨

by J0nB0n December 13, 2019

Gilbert

A man with unreasonably sexy knees

I was sitting beside Gilbert yesterday and I couldn’t take my eyes off his knees.

by Gibby575 February 24, 2021

Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.

Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.

by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020

Gilbertted

When you do something silly, often in a work setting, and as a result, you get called a fool with the use of a Gilbert Gottfried GIF.

Bob: I accidentally deleted a VM and as a result, I got Gilbertted.

by stevecro May 19, 2025

Gilbert

A 7 foot tall nazi that is sure to call you a beta if you disagree with something they say. He will usually reside on Lookout Mountain and attend a stupid school. He is always painfully honest and will most likely dominate you in any sport. All the hot girls go for him even tho he rejects all of them like an alpha.

Frank: Want to play pickle ball
Gilbert: prepare to lose
Frank: *cries after getting destroyed*
Gilbert: haha you beta

by Lilkidluvr May 30, 2022