no friends

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

by Explanations November 14, 2011

Friends

Something you don’t have.

I have no friends

by Jjjjdejjjj September 22, 2018

friends

What you thought you had.

Friend is a human being who will laugh at you when you're out of toilet paper in school but oh man oh man best friends are worse they will just stab you in the back after 4 years.

by real/name April 19, 2018

Friend

A guy you can always look up to. (or down to if they are short)

Can you help me, friend.
Nah I would rather eat these chips and watch tv.

by LoreGang July 5, 2022

Friends

The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together

"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"

"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

Friend

A person who sticks with you and does not stab you in the back.They stay with you and hold all your secrets they never tell anyone because both of you trust each other

My Friend never betrayed me

by Clso19 May 29, 2018

Friends

Something you don't have

Person 1: I have no friends
Person 1: Lol I have no friends who am I talking to

by Anonymousbishnextdoor December 12, 2020