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fridge monkey

a little person that you can carry to the fridge to get a beer while still having intercourse with them.
"that girl i just met is a total fridge monkey"

" he likes em small and fridge monkey like"
by chiefyboy April 1, 2009
mugGet the fridge monkeymug.

burrito in the fridge

Similar to "elephant in the room".

A metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is being ignored or goes unaddressed.
"Hey Robert? I think we need to talk about the burrito in the fridge."
by rotatingrocks February 1, 2012
mugGet the burrito in the fridgemug.

Fridge protector

Of some calls you a fridge protector they are saying you’ll do anything to protect the food in the fridge therefore calling you fat. If someone says this to you slap the shit out them.
Him: Shutchyo big fridge protector ass up
Me: *spaps the shit out this bum ass Biggs who think he can all me fat like nigga where*
by thatniggaaagabyyyy September 23, 2018
mugGet the Fridge protectormug.

God's Fridge

When the temperature outside drops enough that you can keep your precious beer cold without the use of a traditional fridge. If it's cold enough outside, its more effective than the old-fashioned fridge.
"Hey I'm going to the kitchen, y'all want another beer?"

"I didn't put the beer in that fridge, it's outside in God's Fridge."

or

"I brought a case o' beer while we watch the game, where do you want it?"

"Put it outside on the deck that's God's Fridge."
by Leafsblowgoats December 11, 2009
mugGet the God's Fridgemug.

Winning the fridge

Winning the fridge is synonymous with success in general. It is particularly applicable if free food is somehow involved
Tonight we're winning the fridge and eating for free
by t-n-d- December 26, 2011
mugGet the Winning the fridgemug.

sink the fridge

to completely and brutally eat all of the food, and drink all of the drinks from your friends refrigerator.
Tommy: "Hey man i'm gonna get some food."

Jimmy: "Aight man, just don't sink the fridge."
by Dr. Doris June 30, 2008
mugGet the sink the fridgemug.

fridge stink

noun.
fridge stink occurs when your fridge fails and no longer provides "coolness". Your food then starts to degrade and an odor of an unwashed shitty bumhole becomes prevalent. Also can come about by not washing your fridge after many stains.
Dave "What the fuck is that smell?"

Roman "Oh sorry, that's my fridge stink"
by Wade16 October 26, 2007
mugGet the fridge stinkmug.

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