Float this bitch

To drive extremely fast, to arrive at a destination quicker than quoted

I Will float this bitch from Biloxi to Memphis

by Ra1nstorm August 30, 2022

Throat Float

When your getting a blowjob and you shove your cock as far as you can down her throat!

Rita doesn't like to swallow so I gave her a throat float!

by Stiff Biff August 6, 2018

floating face

When under the influence of LSD people's faces will sometimes appear to be "floating" as if detached from their head.

Holy shit, do you see Laz's face? It's floating! He is a floating face!

by Original Laz June 2, 2008

Floating Stroganoff

Diarrhea with ejaculate. It typically happens whilst eating ass from an ass you just ejaculated into.

She had a spurt of floating stroganoff all over my face and up my nose...

by Yukarch August 21, 2020

Floating Comma

An Apostrophe

It's time for a Floating Comma, also known as a Mark That Goes Up.

by JayScribesScript March 18, 2019

lyric floating

The practice of regularly posting vague, obscure rhetorical lyrics to Facebook as status updates. Typically, such posts have neither quotation marks nor context to explain their relevance. As a result, readers may find them confusing, even failing to recognize them as lyrics at all.

Jane Doe Emo:

if you don't don't know, why would you say so? would you mean this please if it happens?

Commenter #1:

um...huh? wtf are you talking about?

Commenter #2:

Oh, I think that's a line from some Jimmy Eat World song...just Jane lyric floating as usual. You can just ignore it; everyone else will.

by LuckyLymon March 30, 2011

Hobo Float

Ever want a root beer float but cant find any ice cream. This drink is the thing for you. fill a glass half full with ice then pour in half milk and half root beer (preferably A&W) then stir and voila you've got an easier to make cheaper root beer float with all the taste and none of the hassle

"I could go for a root beer float right about now." - guy 1
"we got any ice cream?" - genius
"dang it i think we ate it all!" - guy 1
"if we got milk we got hobo floats!" - genius
"holy crap your a genius" - guy 1

by DonCapernicus August 3, 2011