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Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020
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Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown

a tiktok meme that is absolutely hilarios
Vanessa: Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown.

Freddy: Vanessa, he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine..
by ichxco February 11, 2022
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fuddy duddy

"He is such an old fuddy-duddy!"
by Rosanna February 24, 2004
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tree fiddy

The term used in the South Park show by Chef's dad to say "three fifty"
You got about tree fiddy?
by friedman February 22, 2003
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Freddy Krueger

A child rapist who got burnt to death because of the lit mix tape he was listening to. He now haunts people's wet dreams.
by illhaveyouknowkid May 23, 2017
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Five Night's at Freddy's

A point and click indie horror game, set in a Chuck E Cheese like pizzeria, called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. You play as Mike the security guard. You sit in your office, watching the animatronics, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate. They try to get into your office, so they can stuff you into a Freddy Fazbear suit, killing you. You have limited power, and must be wise to conserve it, because you have to manage your doors to keep out animatronics, check your "blind spots" outside with your door lights, and look at the security camera. All of these use power, and if an animatronic gets into your office, it will kill you. If your power runs out, Freddy Fazbear will play a tune, and jumpscare. You play through the week, each Night getting harder as you play. You can unlock Night Six, "nightmare mode", and unlock Custom Night after that, where you can choose the difficulty.
Boy: Have you beaten Five Night's at Freddy's?

Girl: Yes! Night Six took me forever.
by Rosesandstars January 19, 2015
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five nights at freddy's 2

The sequel to the point-and-click indie horror game Five Nights At Freddy's by Scott Cawthon. It is 7 times scarier than the original. It came out November 11, 2014, even though it had a planned release date of December 25, 2014 or Early 2015.
Person A: I just drew Bonnie.
Person B: Who's Bonnie?
Person C: A character from the horror game Five Nights at Freddy's 2.
by MacDoesUD November 11, 2014
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