Feature Fuck

Fucking an individual purely based on one feature alone. Typically a large penis, round ass, big breasts or nice looking pussy but can manifest in other less common forms such as small hands, uncommon height, blowjob lips etc.

“Sure her face is a mess and she ain’t that hot but her ass is amazing, it was just a feature fuck”

by blilliam bleed October 27, 2020

Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be

The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug

by FulliA November 9, 2017

eejit features

Scottish Slang for idiot

The boy drapt the box, "Agh, gee it here's eejit features!" Sighed the man

by Chloebelle February 14, 2017

Cultural features

A man made feature e.g. towns, bridges or dams

That bridge is one of the cultural features

by Obby_the_king September 28, 2021

featuring ludacris

the dumbest but funniest dog in big mouth. he is certainly a homie of everyone and is brutally honest.

yo have u talked to featuring ludacris?

by yuryuryur July 7, 2021

Dick feature

the kind of person you would like to refer to as a Bellend or a ball bag, basically a feature of a dick

you're such a dick feature

by David Bowman the 152464th December 12, 2012

naked features

Naked features are the exposed, "bare" features of a product. As opposed to veiled features. It is considered "good design" to have the core functionality be naked, veiling the more lavish features.

This is from computer programming, though it also applies to other engineered products as well.

There are so many naked features in your product that I have no f***ing idea how to start using it!

by 0b01000010 November 3, 2023