A term used to describe the feeling one gets when they are extremely guilty about something bad they did. This person will go out of their way to avoid any scenario relating to the consequences of this mistake, which oftentimes takes up a lot of mental energy and belittles the persons humanity.
Steve: OMG I can’t stop thinking about the time I called Sally ugly in middle school. I feel so bad.... I should ask my parents if we can move to another state!
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.
by SheeshImFast May 2, 2021
Get the Real Event OCDmug. The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.
Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
by Saitama 777 November 11, 2020
Get the Random simp eventmug. A biological organism, especially a human being, becoming part of an electrical circuit. The word can be qualified with adjectives such as "terminal" (fatal), "unexpected" (accidental shock), "disruptive" (causing delays to the transport system),
Did you hear about the unexpectedly nonterminal expected biological circuit event in Texas? The prisoner was taken back to death row and they have not decided yet whether to try again or pardon her.
by jojodict October 26, 2005
Get the biological circuit eventmug. The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.
Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
by JGator8 September 2, 2010
Get the the series of fortunate eventsmug. 1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.
2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.
2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.
1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."
2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."
2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."
by Saluriel May 29, 2010
Get the Expletive event horizonmug. by GamerKid69 April 26, 2021
Get the df events teammug. A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.
girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"
by jerry1010 December 9, 2008
Get the series of unfortunate eventsmug.