european gay

A term used in English football to describe homosexual patterns of play which are common in european football but are rarely seen (and heavily frowned upon) in the gritty matches of English lower league football. These patterns include 'passing around the back', 'tiki taka', short corners and a sweaty goal

Carlos: why did that guy just hoof the ball up for no reason? he should've played out from the back!
Bob: no that's european gay

by tonypulis2008 May 20, 2018

european water

Tea from europe or water that someone has pissed in. Both are indistinguishable from one another.

Man, this beer tastes like european water. Someone get me a Dos Equis.

by NotOniCowboy August 5, 2023

European slider

When you shit on someone’s stomach and slide down while they are eating a white castle slider

Hey wanna try a European slider i’ve heard they’re quite exquisite

by 22tedd04 November 26, 2022

european brassknuckle

When you cum on your knuckles, then punch someone with it!

When my girlfriend cheated on me with my friend, I went to his house to give him a European Brassknuckle.

by pacotaco111 March 6, 2016

european belter

An European football coupon containing 8 or more matches that wins

That looks like a European belter

by Great white pipes April 7, 2019

A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.

"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"

by Namonya March 5, 2021

European exceptionalism

When Europeans talk shit about the United States but turn around and beg us to aid them in their territorial disputes when their trailer park country ruled by corrupt oligarchs is in danger

I'm sick of their European exceptionalism

by Irvinian January 4, 2023