Solar eclipse

When a black and white dude moon you at the same time

Dayvid and Jacob solar eclipsed Hunter, Athan, and Bobby when they walked into the room.

by Johnson_J May 29, 2018

eclipse

The act of squatting over a volunteer's face, inserting phallus into opposing mouth and gently placing each testicle upon corresponding eye sockets. Optional: Acquire Mag light and shine through scrotum, creating a reddish testicular eclipse.

Fuzz was enchanted by the crimson hue cast during his first testicular eclipse.

by Spawn of Rape October 20, 2006

Eclipse

Quite amazing.

The third installment of Stephenie Meyers Vampire saga.

It picks up from the disappointment that was New Moon and continues with the love story bewteen Edward (vampire) and Bella (human).

This installment explores:
1. Bella's affection of Jacob Black.
2. How Bella and Edward will be physically intimate.
3. Bella's determination to become a vampire and a pack she makes with Edward in order for them to remain together forever.

Example #1: New Moon was fucking boring, but thank God i stuck it out in order to get to Eclipse which is truly amazing.

by TrinityLife October 28, 2008

eclipse

More widely known as a "cuntmobile", the Eclipse is the vehicle most often purchased by people who don't know how to spend money, think applying racing stickers constitutes pimping a ride, or who lost all self confidence after being touched by their fathers. Often seen parked in front of chain stores, trailers, and anywhere shitty music is played loud.

"Dude, A and F has a sick sale on accessories for the modern douchebag. Lets take the Eclipse!"

"Mofo says his Porsche can take my Eclipse - He don't know I got four cylinders and a JEGS decal."

by Chip Gremlin April 8, 2008

Eclipse Fuck

When a man runs around the park nude with the goal to rape as many people as possible but only using his tongue and left foot during a eclipse and only staring at the eclipse

Newscaster Grant Boesing got arrested for doing the eclipse fuck on live television.

by Dick god supreme butt sex August 21, 2017

mitsubishi eclipse

A womans car. Last year almost 70% of new car registrations of Eclipse in the United States were done by women. Designers of the eclipse admit it was designed with the female market in mind.

Official list of top womens cars

1.Mitsubishi Spyder Eclipse
2.Saturn l-300
3.Toyota Rav 4
4.Mitsubishi Eclipse (not spyder)
5.Land Rover Freelander
6.Ford Mustang (girly car not womens car)

this is not to be confused with Ford Mustang which is not a womans car. It is actually a Girls car, usually seen at drivers ed parking lots. Big difference.

by Ford_Girl July 28, 2009

punar eclipse

When an albino black person walks past an Indian with down syndrome.

It is dangerous to stare directly at a punar eclipse.

by MTF July 29, 2008