Drummer

The most important part of any group, Leading the whole song. Without them, the music a group makes sounds empty!

Drummers are often the hottest (literally and um yes they make me wet) members of the group.

Person 1: dude have you listened to that song? The drummer is so good! Who is it?
Person 2: OMG its Roger Taylor how do you not know him??? He's so hot

by Iloverogertaylor March 24, 2019

ass drummer

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

by Likema sack March 8, 2017

Drummers Muscles

Coined by Ashton Irwin, apparently playing the drums gives you tough muscles

He’s lucky he left or I’d have got him with my drummers muscles

by KangaRue80 July 17, 2022

One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023

Heavy metal drummer

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.

There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Hummer drummer

It's when you put a hammer up someone's ass

D- *doing something annoying*

K- "if you don't stop I'll give you a hummer drummer"

by Fartjiggler24 January 11, 2025

Jimi drummer

Person who plays left handed on a right handed drum kit

He leads with his left alot maybe he's a Jimi drummer

by 1234abd July 21, 2025