Meat Dredge

For a man to take his whole "package" and dredge it across his girlfriend's face slowly, making sure to slow down more around the nose. Kind of like teabagging but instead of dropping, you dredge all of your stuff across the face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give it up last night so when she went to sleep, I took my junk and meat dredged her from chin to forehead.

by biffered April 4, 2012

Died Suddenlies

Refers specifically to the very real victims that died from vaccination. This word specifically does not refer to the generally vax injured or people that experienced safe and effective results.

Did you see the MSM died suddenlies today? They said one was caused from smiling during a wedding.

by DripHarold January 2, 2023

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

dieded

Scientific Term~
Someone or something that is dead, dying, alive but dead on the inside, or just not living in general (i.e. attached to a life support machine). Often used by Scientologists, Scientology, and Tom Cruise. Using this term gives you +50 int.

Jebus Crist dieded, therefore he is both dead and alive... Like a zombie...

by Ien der Meister January 19, 2017

My mom died

:(

person: my mom died
person 2: pog

by Cg will murder you June 18, 2021

i just died

When something really funny happens and you laugh so hard it feels like you just died.

1: (Says the funniest thing ever)
2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

1: Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?!
2: OMG, I just died!

by PP3A2 December 13, 2009

Diedums

Similar to didums except it is pronounced differently (die-dums).
It's more up to date than didums while still sarcastic and is only really used when someone is not being serious.

Person 1: "Hey u stole my seat" (lol)

Person 2: "Diedums"

by Meh_x March 30, 2009